Today I stopped by the hardware store and left with nothing but a hose clamp and a couple of small alligator clips. I then took them home, cut up a pair of womens nylons, stretched them over the hose clamp and strung the entire device up to act as a pop filter for my microphone (which is currently tied to a camera’s tripod). There’s no better way to get expensive audio equipment than to build it yourself (especially when it takes a grand total of about a minute).