Desktops with Linux and IETF kitten
Shortcuts in i3 and words in Vi written
Unicode standards normalizing my strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Well tested functions and prompt SEV1 fixes
scrypt and bcrypt and NAS with Unixes
Servers with segfaults nowhere to be seen
These are a few of my favorite things

Git popping cleanly and clearing my stashes
Resources that skip disk and serve from my caches
Jabber connections with minimal pings
These are a few of my favorite things

When unaligned bytes
Or spam offerings
Have me going mad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad

With apologies to Julie Andrews.