An absurd collection of poems, rants, and other peculiar things.

Appalachian Trail

In which I attempt to thru-hike the Appalachian Trail.

Fixing TLS in Firefox

How to enable TLS 1.1 and 1.2 in Firefox 19–26 and disable insecure cipher suites.

Late New Year Post

The 2013–2014 new year post.

The Fiddle Player

The fiddle player sat upon the stage surveying all she saw; The dancers pranced upon the floor as many more came through the door and walked on down the hall.

Recipe for a Roadster

The recipe for a perfect roadster.

Costa Rica

Dust blows down empty streets in Manuel Antonio — what I saw in Costa Rica when I wasn't on the beach.

How I compute

How I do just about everything I do in more detail than you could possibly want.

The Door

A poem I wrote in 2006 after seeing a monologue from a performance of Charlotte Perkins Gilman’s “The Yellow Wallpaper”.

Weapons carry on college campuses

In defense of allowing licensed students and faculty to carry weapons on college campuses.

A collection of limericks

Herein is a collection of verse; each written to be very terse. I hope you'll enjoy, that it doesn't annoy, and once read that you won't start to curse.